Saturday, December 31, 2005

My agenda for next year will be bigger and bolder than ever.

hi... well you no that it is new years and so it is time for me to think about all my acomplish ments of the last year... and they are real good acomplish ments. we are bringin freedom all arond the world... and cut a bunch of taxes and america is a strong and free and good then ever be fore.

and well my aids have bin tellin me that... my ajenda for next year has gotta be more humble... be cause i am all ready the best president ever and if i get any more better then all of the other presidents are gonna get to jelis...

well that is not now dear leader operates... i am gonna have a real more ambishish ajenda next year and i dont care how jelis they get...

be cause you see i like to place big bets... ther is no use bettin small... but i am real smart see i bet real big with other peples money and stuff so if it paies off i look like a genyis and if it dont well then shit i just walk away... that is wat i lerned when i was in the oil bisnis and that is how i operate. and it is a real good way of operatin.

so all of you who believ in Me... you are gonna see me make more big bets next year and we wil see if they pay off. iraq is goin so good i mite liberate some more contries... and i will do somthin about congres too they are gettin real uppity and i mite use my speshil war powers on them... and lots more big bold ajendas too. so it is gonna be another real good year like this one...

thank you for supportin Me and god bless... bye for now and see you next year.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Day by day things are getting better in Iraq.

hi you no that we gotta find out who is abusin them people in iraq... in secrit prisins... and it is not ours it is the new iraqi govermint we went over there to set up... i was changin the chanel over to the cowboys game and i saw the report about it... they found these prinsers and they had arms and legs broke and heds broke and finger nals ripped out and stuff... and burns too.

and so we have got a real big mistery on owr hands now. because we gotta figure out how them prisoners got abused... damm who the hell coulda done it... i asked karl if he new and he said no... and i asked andy card too and hariette and the did not kno ether.

and i said we better call out the mistery machine to find out this mistery... scooby dooby doo were are you ha ha i sure love that show.

you no now that i think about it how do we even no this is true. they cold be lien... maybe they broek there own bones and riped out there own finger nails... how do we no. so that takes care of that. bye for now.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

I am a bold and resolute leader.

hi... you kno i just herd that other contries are puttin pomes about me in their tekts books for there scool childrin to lern about me and how i am a real good leader... my staff briefed me on it... we have this breefin every day which is called the good news of the day briefin and my staff tells me how things are goin real good and my deshisins are real good for america and hohw th e world respeks me. and today it was all about this pome. and it was in a forin tekts book and here is the pome:

Patient and steady with all he must bear,
Ready to meet every challenge with care,
Easy in manner, yet solid as steel,
Strong in his faith, refreshingly real.
Isn't afraid to propose what is bold,
Doesn't conform to the usual mould,
Eyes that have foresight, for hindsight won't do,
Never backs down when he sees what is true,
Tells it all straight, and means it all too.
Going forward and knowing he's right,
Even when doubted for why he would fight,
Over and over he makes his case clear,
Reaching to touch the ones who won't hear.
Growing in strength he won't be unnerved,
Ever assuring he'll stand by his word.
Wanting the world to join his firm stand,
Bracing for war, but praying for peace,
Using his power so evil will cease,
So much a leader and worthy of trust,
Here stands a man who will do what he must.

i like that pome... and so i rote a pome too and here it is:

G is for the God that lives in my hart
E is for the elefint that makes a fart
O is for somethin
R is for the somthin else
G is for God agin
and E is for the elifint agin

i think it is a real good pome that i rote... and you better like it. bye for now.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

We are in terrible peril in Iraq.

hi... i dont kno if you have notised but we have a new main reason to stay the corse in iraq now. and it is a real good reason.

and that is... that we are in real bad trouble in iraq. i mean we are in real, real bad trouble. that is the new messige that we are trying to get out to amercia.

you see if dont make iraq a real nice democrasy that doe snt hate us then... it will go back to terriny... and it will be a base for more attacks on america... and there will be lots more 9 11s if we fail in iraq... that is the offishil messige now.

but dont wory... we got the hole thing under contral and things are goin real good over there now. but you cant critisise our desishins or else the hole thing will go kablooey. so dont do that jus t trust us we are real smart and we never make mistaeks....

and what we are gonna do is, we are gonna stand up a new iraqi army that is gonna take over the fite from us so we can bring orr troops home then... and we are gonna train em real good so they can beet the insergensy and save us from more 9 11s... they are gettin real good already. bye for now

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

We do not torture.

hi... you know i have been hearin a lot lately about torshure. and i sure am sick of it. people want to talk about us torshrein terrerists and stuff in stead of all the progress we are makin in iraq... and it is real good progress.

now it is this u n lady... what a bunch of bull shit this is what i am talkin about... she is quwestinin my commands as leader... so i am real glad john boltin is in the u n for us he told her to shut up and quit askin questions... and he told her real good i am glad i picked him.

and this u n lady... she is the commishiner for human rites.... well i am the biggest human rites guy in the hole world... i liberated hunerts and thousans of iraqees from saddams evil rule... he had torcher rooms now look at it. and you can see it is real better.

anyway bye for now and suppoert yer dear leader.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

America will not cut and run from Iraq.

hi... you no i am doin real good with my victery plan... see it was this plan that we had and we wer followin it and it was so good it was a secret but we deshided that... we were gonna tell america about it... and we did... so we did have a plan it is not somethin that we wrote in the last three days look at how long it is.

and the victery plan is... dont leave iraq until we win... you see we cant lose the war unless we leave wile we are losin it... if you stay in there until you win... then you win.

now some people... dem o crats mostly... are sayin that we shuld pull out wile we are losin. and i say what are you a dummy. as long as i am commander we are gonna stay in there until we win and that way we win. any one can see that.

bye for now.