Sunday, November 12, 2006

I am a great strategic thinker.

hi... you no that i am the ferst m b a presidint... an i remmer businiss scool... i used ta sit in the back row and make wise craks... be caues i am not the kinda guy who is a studier i am a do er... i dont like thinkin too mush about it be cause... i am gided by my gut and what my gut tells me about my prinsibles and beleifs... an i like to take bold acshin to get my prioritys...

like wen i was in the oil bisniss... i had my own compiny and there was lots of investers that we had... an there was this... big feild in texas were there wasnt any oilwells... an i sead... look at that we are gonna drill a lot of oil wells in there... so we can get the oil out.

an some fancy experts... geoligists and stuff... saed that theres no oil in that land... an i sead... hey tubby... wen i was in scool i use to beat up guys like your for there lunch money... now you go drill me those wells...

now i dont rememmer how the wells turned out... but we sold the compiny to the saudis for.. like.. ten times wat it was worth... heh heh... that proves wat a good bisnis man i am... an i am a real good presidint too.

bye for now


Anonymous Joe Blow said...

I would hate to be Barney when you get drunk this weekend! You will be looking for release and that little dog is in big trouble


2:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok.... You need to get an education and a spell checker.

Your an idiot, and a liar.

6:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Leader

Thank you for the history lesson about you're business.

Your the best businessman that was President and we can thank the economy for your bold leadership!!!!!111

6:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Leader,

I wonder about your pronouncement recently that Iraq is not, in fact, in a Civil War. That this is, in fact, merely a nine month long Wave of Violence perpetrated by al Quaeda. This doesn't sound like spreading democracy or winning the War on Terror.

Do you have any thoughts on how we can combat this Wave of Violence and win the War on Terror?

8:05 AM  

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