I am a bold and resolute leader.
hi... you kno i just herd that other contries are puttin pomes about me in their tekts books for there scool childrin to lern about me and how i am a real good leader... my staff briefed me on it... we have this breefin every day which is called the good news of the day briefin and my staff tells me how things are goin real good and my deshisins are real good for america and hohw th e world respeks me. and today it was all about this pome. and it was in a forin tekts book and here is the pome:
Patient and steady with all he must bear,
Ready to meet every challenge with care,
Easy in manner, yet solid as steel,
Strong in his faith, refreshingly real.
Isn't afraid to propose what is bold,
Doesn't conform to the usual mould,
Eyes that have foresight, for hindsight won't do,
Never backs down when he sees what is true,
Tells it all straight, and means it all too.
Going forward and knowing he's right,
Even when doubted for why he would fight,
Over and over he makes his case clear,
Reaching to touch the ones who won't hear.
Growing in strength he won't be unnerved,
Ever assuring he'll stand by his word.
Wanting the world to join his firm stand,
Bracing for war, but praying for peace,
Using his power so evil will cease,
So much a leader and worthy of trust,
Here stands a man who will do what he must.
i like that pome... and so i rote a pome too and here it is:
G is for the God that lives in my hart
E is for the elefint that makes a fart
O is for somethin
R is for the somthin else
G is for God agin
and E is for the elifint agin
i think it is a real good pome that i rote... and you better like it. bye for now.
posted by Dear Leader at 2:42 PM
8 Comments:
BRILYENT! Yur abilility to git God an elifants in a pome is awwspirin'.
I'm am shedin a teer over that buttifull poem, sir. Hariet Myers was write, your a briliant man.
I don't know how you do it, sir. All of your fabulous decision-makin', and now poetry too. Where do you find the time? I think you should go into the epic poem business.
Admit that you are either Farker grytpype-thynne or credit the source of that poem you supposedly wrote:
Fark.com
kthxbye
Dear "Dear Leader", I am happy to inform you that your poem, along with only one other, has been selected to be featured in our new 'Poetry Corner'. Sincerely, Mrs. Edna St. Vincent-Johnson, Editor, 'Poetry Corner'. Don't worry. We will use only your 'nom de plume', so that your secret identity will be protected. In my judgment your poem is SO good I would consider starting a brand new blog entitled "DEAR LEADER'S DAILY POEM". The world is waiting for the next Rod McKuen!
anon, Dear Leader wrote that poem, I swear. Did you think He would copy someone else's poem and take credit for it?
grytpype -
That was a hypothetical question, right?
:Þ
this is real! omg!!!!1eleventyone.
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