Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Critics of my Iraq policy are playing politics.

hi... i was up in alaska last weak talkin to the troops up here... i like talkin to troops they have orders to be real poliet and no that i am infalible wich means that i never make a mistaek.

now you no there is a lot of critics now about my deshishn to invade iraq... well i have a real good answr to that... be cause i made dam shur a lot of dem o crats voted for the war... so my ass is coverd real good. and that was esenshil to my stratigy.

i toll them that sadam has big fleets of droan aircraft that he is gonna fill up with small pocks and amtracks and send them over here to bom our cities with germs and that he has huge stock piles of chemicle weapins too and he is tryin to get a h bomb that he is gonna drop on our sities and give all that to al kayda so they can attack us agin too. and this was rite after 9 11 and be fore the mid term eleshins. and any one who was not votin for the war was a week stupid traitor and a homo pussy too. so they had to vote for it.

and now they are trien to take it back.... well i will not let them... and it is just the same if they trie to take there votes back then they are flip flopers and trater homos too.

and i am workin on a campain stratigy with karl rove and we are gonna hit back at them flip flopers and we will shut them up real quick so they have to stop the critisisn. and i will be givn a lot more speaches in front of the troops that my critiks are tryin to be tray. and if that dont work i will give some more speaches. bye for now.


Anonymous GW Shrub said...

I, OTOH, ams playin wit me cock

2:41 PM  
Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

I just hope it's not too cold up there for you, Dear Leader. I understand you are going to Mongolia too. And I say, "If you can't stand the heat, go to Mongolia". Maybe when yer in Mongolia they'll give you a horse like they did to Renfield. Then you'll have something to milk when you get back home.

10:03 PM  
Blogger The One True Blogger said...

"Trater homos" would make a cool name for a band.

8:46 AM  

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