We do not torture.
hi... you no there is a lot of questins goin around about torcher... well...
this is a differnt kind of war and we have to fite in a differnt way... but we do not do torcher. and we have secret camps all over where we dont torcher them for years and years. and we never let em go we.. we interrigate em but we just dont torcher them...
it is like a hazin... like wen i was presidnet at dke we took these pleges and made them eat off the floor in dog bolls and wear dypers an stuff like that... it is like that in the interigashin camps... and if they wold just give us the infermashin then... we could stop not torcherin them... but we are still not gonna let em go be cuase they would just go out and do more terorism...
and i am doin this to make america safe. so you cant critisize. bye for now.
posted by Dear Leader at 9:51 PM
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dear leader,
may i be the first to condemn the foolish and arrogant voters of virginia for not voting for republicans last night, depite your personal backing of gubernatorial candidate Jerry W. Kilgore. truly baby jesus will smite them for opposing your will.
and be on the watch for the treacherous j.d. hayworth. there are reports that he told liberal flunky imus that he can do without your wise and infallible leadership and support when he runs for reelection in 2006.
Keep up the good torcher,...er, work, Dear Leader! Remember, I'm right behind you with the cattle prod.
McCain looks like he just crapped his pants.
Eating all that crow must add too much fiber to his diet.
Recipe for fun..........
Ingredients:
Several drunken frat boys.
One U-Haul Trailer.
Lots of molasses and boxes 'o' cornflakes.
Mix:
Several bottles of jungle juice (aka grain alkeehol) with frat boys.
Let them get drunk.
March into U-Haul trailer, slather in molasses.
Make them roll, under threat of cattle prod, in corn flakes released from said boxes.
Drive to "other side of tracks" and release.
Monitor phone for lively conversation next morning.
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