Tuesday, October 25, 2005

We all need to get on the same page.

hi... you know i have been havin meetins with my staff... about the inditements... and i figger a lot of your frends and family talkin about the inditements too... and you woudl like to have stuff to say about it. so we have wrote up a bunch of ansers to give if any one asks you about the inditements. and here they are
  1. fitz jerald is a wierd loner who is real sloppy... there are a bunch of half eaten pitzas around his desk and he puts his jim clothes in his desk and stuff... and he is outa control... and he is still single at his age so he is probibly a homo.
  2. this is just partisin revenge for us bein so successful at our agenda.
  3. this is just partisin revenge for white water.
  4. every one does it and it is just politics like we have all the time in washintin
  5. joe wilson is a lier and he is a homo too. and any one who testifys against us is a homo.
  6. every one already knew that varely flame was a cia agent... and she does not even work for the cia she is a avon lady who goes around sayin she is a cia spy and every one nows it all ready. and she is a skanky slut too.
  7. this is a war time and it is real bad to be distractin the commander in cheef with inditements and stuff when it is war time.
  8. no one has bin convicted... we need to let the process work and not pre juge what is gonna happen.... and it is all based on lies
  9. this is all old news and we need to move on to make america a better place and stuff.

there... just keep sayin all that stuff and you will be hearin it on the t v too... be cause we have sent out the faxes to keep every one on the same page with the inditements... and you will be helpin out your dear leader a lot. bye for now.


Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

Thanks for the talking points, Dear Leader. I really enjoyed the pitcher of you too. It's really amazing how you can cut the air in half like that.

5:19 AM  
Blogger PusBoy said...

I don't know which is worse, the fact that this is supposed to be funny but barely is because it's so true, or the fact that I'm not even sure that it's a joke. It very well vould be a transcript from a cabinet meeting.

9:03 AM  
Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

Dear Dear Leader,

I am doing my part to spread your thoughts over at my blog. I have featured you today on the eve of the inditements so others may share your wisdom. Yours in sincere humbility.

6:32 AM  
Blogger sumo said...

Thanks to Neil...I got some real chuckles at your expence Mr. Prez... getting on the same page indeed!

5:08 PM  
Blogger Blogenfreude said...

Be nice to the Dear Leader - he's a War President. It's hard work!

5:32 PM  
Blogger Trucker Bob said...

With all the homos and skanks around you it's amazing that you can still spread your peaces and freedoms. Agood lesson in strategery!

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