There have been many intelligence failures lately.
hi... sorry about the no thots in a while but i have been real busy.. in a bunch of meetins about the inditements... in the cia lady case... and it really tore up my week end like the hurricain did but we have desided on a stratigy and it is a real good stratigy.
and that is we are gonna blame the whole thing on inteligence failure... it has worked for us a bunch of times be fore and got us out of worse jams than this one.
like nine elevin, tennit was tryin to warn me about the attack comin, and he warned and warned but he did not warn hard enoff. so we wer able to blame 9 11 on the cia.
and the sixteen words about the urenium in the state of the union... the cia told us to take it out and we put it back in and they did not tell us again to take it out... so we were able to blame that one on the cia. too.
and the wmd.. the cia was sayin we dont no about if there is wmd in iraq now and we said are you shur, are you shur, ar you shure until they said what we wanted... so we blamed the cia for the no wmd thing too.
so this thing with the cia lady is another inteligence failure... be cause she is just a desk jocky she is not a spy like james bond... and the cia is so screwed up they dont even no who is covert over there and who is not... so this is their falt... and that means pardons for every one and maybe metals too for exposin how scrued up the cia is...
bye for now.
posted by Dear Leader at 5:13 PM
4 Comments:
Boy, it's a good thing you don't have an intelligence of your own, otherwise you might have to blame the intelligence failures on yourself. That was awful brilliant of you, sire, to turn down brains when the Baby Jesus offered them to you. You knew they would just get you into trouble.
It's pronounced "stragedy", Mr President.
Stra-juh-dee.
I thought it was statergery
Don't let them pick on you for the way you orificate your strategery. I always get it, except when I go off my meds.
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