Wednesday, October 26, 2005

I demand total victory in the war on terror.



hi... my job as commader and leader is to see the big pichsure... and give orders and directshins, and it is up to other people to carry out the big orders i give. and i learned that at ceo skool and i am the ceo presidnet.

like with iraq i gave my order to go turn the whole middle east into a freedom lovin democracy... and they had to go do it... now some peopl say we have to be more realistic about our goals over there and i say no my orders are for all the soldiers to stay over there until all the freedum haters are dead. and they have to follo my orders be cause i am the commander.

and we have enouf troops over there to get the job done... my commanders on the ground say they dont really need any more and it is goin real good. i was talkin to one of em the other day and he said i "really screwed the pooch" which is miltairy lingo for i did a real good job. and i will keep on screwin the pooch for many years until all the terorists are dead. bye for now.

6 Comments:

Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

Be careful you don't screw too many pooches, Dear Leader. But then I suppose like the pharohs of old you are virile man with many manly sperms and I suppose you got a hard on all day so go ahead, screw all the pooches you can. That's what I say. You deserve it. PS: I won't tell Baby Jesus.

9:59 PM  
Blogger sumo said...

But I will...he he!

1:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, Dear Leader. I remember when you were running for preznit back in 2000 and you said you were the CEO of Texas. I dint believe a politishn could act like his state was a buzness instead of a state in the Untied States and get away with it, But you did it! You are one talented s.o.b. And besides, I guess its true that everything is like a bisness to you. To the man who has only a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail. All hail!

11:28 AM  
Blogger The One True Blogger said...

What happened to your legs in that picture, Dear Leader? You're looking like that French guy, Max Cleland.

2:52 PM  
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