God bless the Christians of China.
hi... you no these days i shur like to get away from washin tun... and i have bin travelin a lot lately... and i am over in china or somethin like that now. and i have bin meetin with the chineese leaders... like there president hu flung poo.. and lots of other leaders too.
now you kno we are workin on how we are gonna turn the politicle sissuashin around in washin ton... and i talk to karl about it every day. and he says i gotta go back to my base and get my base ennergized around me... that has bin our stratigy... wen i get my base... which is all the real americins who love baby jesus... and a few moderite voters then we have our power... and we can have it for a thousand years...
and so wen i was in china i visited a christin church... an i wrote in the gest book god save the christins of china... and i toll mr poo that he had to give the chrisins more rites and stuff... the base loves that.
and wen i get back we are gonna get to work on a big amenment to the constitushin that is gonna stop the gays gettin maried... and stop flag burnin too and a lot of other stuff we are gonna think up that the base is gonna love... and that will stop the slide. and then we will go on with our agenda... bye for now from china
posted by Dear Leader at 9:55 AM
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boy, i hope you didn't get too close that guy hu flung poo. yu sure are brave, dear leader, to visit the land of flung poo. oh, and while you been gone they have been flungin the poo at you back here too. but don't you worry, dear leader, cuz your friends picked up the poo and flung it right back. say, and be careful about the bird poo.
Hilarious:
But last time I came I think it was Kim Jong-il holding his hand up in a Hitleresque salute.
N'est ce pas?
By the way, it's Warshington.
Hilarious.
Baby Jesus Rooles!!!
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