Thursday, May 26, 2005

I can't think of one mistake I have made as President.

i bet you make mistakes all the time. and then you say hey im only human what do you expect.

Well I have never made a mistake as president, not one. See, i believe God chose me to be president and he speaks through me. So if you say i made a mistake it is like saying god made a mistake. And this is blasfemy and treason at the same time. So shut up god does not like to be mocked and he will inflict you.



Anonymous Hoosier X said...

Dear Mr. "President"

You suck.

P.S. You really, really suck.

5:54 PM  
Anonymous Noble1 said...

What can we do to love Dear Leader more?

9:47 AM  
Anonymous grytpype said...

noble1, it gives me great joy that you asked that question.

Dear Leader would like you to talk to your friends and family about his agenda.

Like his plan to cut Social Security benefits by 30% while borrowing trillions of dollars so taxes can be diverted into worthless IOUs.

And his plan to make the world safe for America by destroying America's enemies in a world-wide conflagration.

Now go and enjoy a bottle of whiskey. Dear Leader would want it that way.

11:51 PM  

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