I was chosen by God to lead America.
its sunday again and time for another post about Me and Baby Jesus.
if you are reading this well then you already know Almitey God has chosen Me for america's leader and that God speaks through me.
Well here is some real exciting news, im not supposed to talk about this yet, but there is this thing we are working on called the convergince... where the Republican party, the government and the church of Jesus will all combine into one big institution.
And then I will be president and vice-god, and america will be the most blessed country on earth, and we will spread the gospel unto all nations like it says in the bible, and baby jesus will be real happy.
Bye for now and say your prayers tonight.
if you are reading this well then you already know Almitey God has chosen Me for america's leader and that God speaks through me.
Well here is some real exciting news, im not supposed to talk about this yet, but there is this thing we are working on called the convergince... where the Republican party, the government and the church of Jesus will all combine into one big institution.
And then I will be president and vice-god, and america will be the most blessed country on earth, and we will spread the gospel unto all nations like it says in the bible, and baby jesus will be real happy.
Bye for now and say your prayers tonight.
posted by Dear Leader at 12:31 PM
3 Comments:
So that makes Dick Cheney...
would be great snark, except we know it's true. it's what he believes. sick bastard.
HEATHENS!!!!!
BURN EVIL DOERS!!!!
THE MASTER DUBYA PROMISED ME ETERNAL LIFE!!!
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