We are experiencing real good progress in Iraq.

I will be remembered in history for many things but i think the biggest thing is for the liberatin of Iraq.

Iraq used to have a cruel dictator who killed his own people and had torture rooms. And now look at it.

now they iraqis are free to choose their own leaders remember the purple fingers. And the anti iraq forces are getting real desperate, they are fightin to the death. but i will not set a time table for withdrawl because we have to get the iraqi forces ready and they are getting real good.

And if you are wondering from last week, i don't do the coke anymore, they make me pee in a cup three times a week. And i said I am president do i have to do this, and they said its because i am a federal employee, all federal employees get tested three times a week.