I did not jag off a horse.

I want to clear something up right now. That thing about me jagging off a horse was a joke. I have never jagged off a horse, I don't like horses.

Now this one time when I was pledging DKE, all the brothers stood in a circle around a cracker, and they jagged off on it and I had to eat it. and when I ate it all the brothers laffed their heads off and said you have what it takes to be president of the frat. And i said how about president of the united states and they laffed even harder, one guy actually threw up laughing.

bye for now