Wednesday, February 22, 2006

I demand that our ports be sold to the Arabs.




hi... you no a lot of peopl are gettin all worked up about us sellin our ports to the arabs... well i am gonna use all the presideshil powers i have to make sure the deal is gonna go throu.

now i kno i tole all you peopl to be real afraid of the arabs... and that they are attakin america with there wepins of mass distrucshin and we have to exterminate em all and distroy our constitutshin to keep us safe.

well these arabs... that we are sellin the ports to these are diferunt arabs... they are in bisnis and they are real rich. and they are not the ones to be afraid of.... who are real pore and spend all day on there nees prayin to allah and dont have any damn money.

an any way i dont no why i am essplain all this to you peopl... i am the commander and i say the deal is gonna get done i dont have to essplain anythin.

bye for now

6 Comments:

Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

Boy, you sure got a lot of that "Rich Arab Love" in ya, deer leader. And this ain't about Christian vs Muslim. It's all about oil buddies sharin' the world between 'em. And you, sir, are an intellectual, and therefore can tell the difference, just with yer mental calculator.

4:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kudos on this blog! Wonderful satire!

6:26 PM  
Blogger Exacalacalac said...

Dear Leader,

You are so photogenic, you should publish a montage of great moments in your career; perhaps set to music. Don't forget to include some footage of your daring flight over New Orleans--a shining hour.

Warm Regards

8:56 PM  
Blogger daveawayfromhome said...

Dear Leader®, It's been over a week since I have been inspired by your words, and I'm starting to feel... un-woozy? My head is getting clearer and if you dont come back soon I may actually start thinking again.

Please, please dont make me think.

8:32 PM  
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