Wednesday, February 01, 2006

I am very pleased with my State of the Union address.

hi... you no last nite i gave my state speach... and it was a real good speech. but it is hard to rite be cause people keep trying to get there own projekts into it all the time.

like the thing with the ethinal... i sed what is that and they said it is alcohol like booze and i said that is goin in the speech...

and this one guy.. a skinny guy with glasses i did not no him... he was real big on this man animal hibred thing... and i sed what is that and he said it was this thing.. were they cross a man an animal... and i said well it sonds llike a manimal and is al kayda gonna get ahold of this tecnology and make a bunch of manimals and tern em loose in our contry... and he sed that is exactly right... and so i am real against manimals... i dont want to see man-tigeres and wherewolves and stuff sent by al kayda in owr schools and churshes too.. bitin people. so we are gonna put a stop to it.

so it was a real good sppeach... and i think i gave a real clear message to america.. that i am on the job an defendin america even tho the dem o crats want manimals to run wild and bite us. i am not gonna stand fer that when i am president. bye for now.


Anonymous Kathleen said...

a classic!

7:44 PM  
Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

I think some of them manimals is already in the White House, Dear Leader. I hope I'm not scarin' ya with this, but I think ya better check.

1:05 PM  

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