Tuesday, January 10, 2006

I urge my critics to be responsible on Iraq.

hi... you kno there is been a lot of discussin goin on... a lot of opinin... about my deshishins in iraq. and some of you peopl.... dem o crats mostly... are sayin that i lied the contry into iraq and i am losin the war and i cant pull us out of the war...

well... you better quit cricisin my deshishins be cause you are hurtin the troops over there in iraq... fitin aginst the enemy...

be cause the troops no there dear leader is infaliable wich means i never make a mistaek... and if you keep criticisn they are gonna get confused and there heads will spin arond and they will ferget who the emeny is... and they will start shootin at each other... with there guns... and it will all be yer falt for critisin.

and if you say i was lien... well if i was lien then why didnt you cach me lien... esplain that mister smarty pants. you are just helpin the emeny... and you better quit helpin them or i will inflict you.

bye for now and support yer dear leader aginst the emeny.


Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

Gosh, will their heads start spinning around? You mean like that little girl in that whore movie? Boy, I sure hope they don't start pukin' the devil's guts all over the place! Well, I guess in the movie it was split pea soup, but same thing.

3:20 AM  
Blogger Jeremy said...

Mr Bush you uh...you um need to...uh, check your spelling. Thanks.

10:47 PM  
Blogger Frank said...

Mr. President. I jus wanchu ta know that I conquer, er... concur with yer approach to the war in Iraq.

2:01 AM  
Anonymous dog boy said...

It's clear to me now that we are only there trying to help the Iraqi people!

Bush is the great liberator as much as Reagan was the great Communicator!

11:37 AM  

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