We are making progress in Iraq.
hi... you no i like talkin to the comanders on the groun over there... in iraq... about all the progress that is goin on... and i was talkin to them today and they say that an they say that attacks in the capital is up forty persent...
now i no that sume of you think... after three years of fitin that we should be controllin the capital by now... well... if you think that then you are just a silly dreamer... who wants a perfict world... well it is not a perfict world...
we are makin progress over there... but it is not the kind were you win militarily it is a difrent kind of progres... called incri mental progress... wher we just kinda keep a lid on things until the new govermint is ready to take over.... and that is gonna be real soon i am not gonna say when... be cause there never was a war that you win on a time table... and you just wait be cause evenshually iraq is gonna be a real good peaseful demo crasy and there is no way to stop it... and i am gonna take credit for it wen it happens... but it mite not hapen in our life times... so every one rememmer that it was me who started all this... so you can give me credit later on... in the histry books.
bye for now
now i no that sume of you think... after three years of fitin that we should be controllin the capital by now... well... if you think that then you are just a silly dreamer... who wants a perfict world... well it is not a perfict world...
we are makin progress over there... but it is not the kind were you win militarily it is a difrent kind of progres... called incri mental progress... wher we just kinda keep a lid on things until the new govermint is ready to take over.... and that is gonna be real soon i am not gonna say when... be cause there never was a war that you win on a time table... and you just wait be cause evenshually iraq is gonna be a real good peaseful demo crasy and there is no way to stop it... and i am gonna take credit for it wen it happens... but it mite not hapen in our life times... so every one rememmer that it was me who started all this... so you can give me credit later on... in the histry books.
bye for now
posted by Dear Leader at 12:23 PM
4 Comments:
Herr President, I found you to be a bit, how you say, not so shmart ven last ve met, but now zat I haff read your blog, I see zat you haff a more sophishticated undershtanding of geopolitics zan I gafe you credit for.
You are shtill dreadfully ignorant but a vasht improvement over ze vay you are in person.
~Chancellor Angela Merkel
p.s. Hands off ze merchandise.
Zat vould haff been much funnier if ze idiot playing me hadn't used hiss real name.
You are making progress with Angela too, Dear Leader. Pretty soon she'll give in and let you get to third base.
Dear Leader:
You have such a good website. Why do you not have many hits.
Here in Korea we have people like The Marmot, Robert Koehler, a right-wing frothing asshole like yourself, and he gets way more hits than you.
What gives?
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