Monday, August 22, 2005

I am taking the fight to the enemy.



hi... you know ther is more to bein president than just havin planes and servents and stuff... i am commander in chief too. and that means i can demand your obeedeence... no one tells me no, i can invade contries and stuff and i dont even have to say why.

like when i told my generals to invade iraq... they went all pail and one of the generals was sick behind the table. but they had to go anyway and they did.

and that is the kind of bold commander i am takin the fight to the emneny.... if i did not send our troops into iraq all them insurgents woulda swum right over here and they would be attakin us in our schools and churches too. and some traitors think that would be real nice i dont.

and so we have to stay in there until the mishin is complete... and i will tell you what the mishin is... it is to make it look like i did not make a mistake when i ordrd my generals to invade iraq... and we figger after they have their new election in december is when. and then we will bring the troops home and have a lot of victry parades for their commander.

bye for now.

6 Comments:

Blogger Trucker Bob said...

Not sure who the writer of this blog is, but no matter. This site is at the top of my blogroll! Great stuff.

10:34 AM  
Anonymous grytpype said...

Why, Dear Leader writes it of course, who else could come up with such inspiring oratory?

12:31 PM  
Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

Once more, Dear Leader, your words have inspired me. I am off to invade countries.

1:03 AM  
Blogger Rex StJames said...

Hmm. Funny stuff. Saw your comment on Pusillanimous Wankers.

1:38 PM  
Blogger R J Keefe said...

Why dear leader, you have really learned to spell as well as you speak!

2:50 PM  
Anonymous guile said...

i love this place..

9:38 PM  

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