I will reassure Americans about the war in Iraq.

Hi everybody sorry about the no posts in a long time but we got a new crate of whisky in

well you know how ive been goin all round this great country talkin about the social security and the worthless ious in the trust fund.

well ok that worked so good i am gonna be doing the same thin with iraq.

So get ready for a serious of speaches on iraq. and they will be:

1. now saddam cant blow up the world trade centr with his wmd

2. the iraqi people are natural democrats and will form a peaceful democratic country if we wait long enough.

3. The Democrats voted for the war too.

4. the cia tricked me about the wmd they said there was wmd there

5. we had lots of car bombs and ieds and stuff after the americn revolution and look how good we turned out

6. after 911 we can no longer ignore countries that are not a threat to us

7. saddam had tortur prisons, now look at it

8. what were the chances there would not be a drop of wmd come on even you thought they had something.

9. just because i have no idea when we can pull our troops out does not mean things are out of control over there

10. none of this is my fault

there that should make the american people real assured, and then we can talk about the social securty a whole bunch more. and taxes too the taxes need cut

bye for now