Friday, September 02, 2005

I am satisfied with the response to Katrina.



hi... i have been talkin to folks about the response to the katrina hurricain... gettin opinions and stuff... and you know we are doin a real good job. my home land security guy, chertoff, he is doin a real good job, he has donated a lot to republicans. and my feema guy to. they are part of my loyalty network so you no they are doin a real good job. so we are not gonna have any hearins or stuff like that.

and i am gonna survey the damage and get back to washington... be cause we gotta have a legislativ response and i am gonna take the lead on that... we gotta cut the taxs on the oil producers they are real hurt by the hurrican... so they will not have to pay any more taxes. and the enviro ment laws too, we gotta change them in a hurry be cause of the oil problems...

now i here that there were some people in new orleens that did not gas up there suvs and drive away when the hurricane was comin. and some of em dint even have a car. and some of em are still in there and there is some dead ones too. well you kno there is a message here. be cause you can not count on the govermint to bale you out if you do not have personal responsibilty. and that is what is called an idiology. and we have a real good idiology in our govermint.

and i bet a lot of librels who hate america are gonna say that havin 40 per sent of the national gard in iraq fitin for freedom hurt the response. and i disagree with that. i just do.

you know all this leadin is tirin me out so i am takin another vacation... and it will be for two weeks, and no daily thots either be cause i am real tired out and i need my vacation so i can lead america real good. bye bye for two weeks.

6 Comments:

Blogger Dunderdad said...

oh dear leader, it is true that you need a vacation again! i hope you are well rested again when you come back and continue your hard work!

12:17 AM  
Blogger Trucker Bob said...

I thought it was very considerate of you yesterday at your many photo-ops to look at the ground while people were talking to you. The grief in your eyes would have been distracting to them.

I agree with another vacation, you did say two years did'nt you? It would be great for us also.

10:13 AM  
Blogger Omnipotent Poobah said...

Dear Leader,

We know how tough it is for you. having to give up two days of your five week vacation and all. You have my sympathies.

Besides, we see you're doing all you can. You've even had the first no-bid contract issued to Halliburton.

Give Big Dick our love,
The Poobah

12:49 PM  
Blogger LB said...

"George Bush doesn't care about black people"
-Kanye West

1:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Leader, your message to the victims was loud and clear....just another excellent example of your prudent leadership and 'compassionate conservatism'.

1:12 AM  
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