I am filled with humility this day.
hi... well it is the forth of july and so it is a time to hang out your flag to show you support the troops over there in iraq who are fitin for freedom.
and it is time for a real special daily thought from your dear leader... because it is the forth this is a good time to talk about patiotism... but i talk about patriotism all the time so i am going to talk about why i am the greatest president ever.
now there hav been a lot of presidents in american histery and i was a histery major at yale so i know a lot about it...
Now i would say i am a better president than this guy:
here is something he said:
"In reviewing the incidents of my administration, I am unconscious of intentional error, I am nevertheless too sensible of my defects not to think it probable that I may have committed many errors. Whatever they may be, I fervently beseech the Almighty to avert or mitigate the evils to which they may tend." Washington's Farewell Address 1796
now no way is he a good president because a good president is bold and resolut and does not make any mistakes, like me. you are not gonna hear me say anything like that.
and this guy was president too
"History, I believe, furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil government." Letter to Alexander von Humboldt December 6, 1813
now this is just treson against jesus we have lots of preachers in this country and look how free we are. how did that guy get to be president. and then there was this guy
he agreed to a treaty that said this stuff about baby jesus:
"As the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion,-as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion or tranquility of Musselmen, and as the said States never have entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mehomitan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries." Treaty of Peace and Friendship, Signed at Tripoli November 4, 1796
now everyone knows that america is the country of jesus and the president has to love jesus real hard like i do and that we are at war with them. so this guy did not lern the lessons of september 11 like i did.
"A house divided against itself cannot stand." Speech upon accepting nomination as candidate for president, June 1858
well that guy does not know how to be a good president, i am president of 50% of the country... because bein the 50% president give us 100% of the power... karl told me if my approval ratings are above 50% i am not pushin hard enough and doin enough for my base... the haves and the have mores, and the real americans in the south who love jesus.... i do not care what new york and californa think i am not there presidnet...
this guy won a war but it was a real easy war because he was done in like two ore three years and i am just gettin started with my war so i am a better president. and he set up the social security that is causin us so many problems right now. and he said this too:
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." First Inaugural Address
well he is not a good president then because fear is real important to unify the country behind my agenda... he is another dummy who did not lear n the lessons of 911.
well that is enough proof, and if you are readin this yo already know i am the best president ever. so good by for now.