Wednesday, July 20, 2005

America enjoys warm relations with China.

hi... you remember a couple days ago when i declared war on china... well i called rummy and i asked him how the war was going... and he said they found out that china does not have nucular weapons after all so we did not need to invade... and i said ok.

but later that day as i was playin my video game i thot what if they try to get nucular weapons like saddam did... so i called up rummy and i said he has to invade china anyway and make them a democracy.

and then my fone rings and the guy on the fone says he is the dick tater of china... Hoo Flung Poo... and i said mr poo you sound like rummy and after that he started talkin in a funny chineese accent... and he said he was quitting as dick tater because he is so afraid of me... and china would be a democracy from now on.

and so there is another dick tater i took down... that shows you what my bold firm and resoloot leadership is good for in the world.

bye for now...


Anonymous Noble1 said...

Why did Dear Leader have to apologize and pay lease and shipping fees to get China to send our spy plane back us--in pieces?

7:10 PM  
Blogger ElfNino's Mom said...

Nice blog, very funny, good work.

12:17 PM  
Blogger FraidyCat said...

Love the pic!

6:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hu is the leader of China.

5:27 PM  

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