America enjoys warm relations with China.

hi... you remember a couple days ago when i declared war on china... well i called rummy and i asked him how the war was going... and he said they found out that china does not have nucular weapons after all so we did not need to invade... and i said ok.

but later that day as i was playin my video game i thot what if they try to get nucular weapons like saddam did... so i called up rummy and i said he has to invade china anyway and make them a democracy.

and then my fone rings and the guy on the fone says he is the dick tater of china... Hoo Flung Poo... and i said mr poo you sound like rummy and after that he started talkin in a funny chineese accent... and he said he was quitting as dick tater because he is so afraid of me... and china would be a democracy from now on.

and so there is another dick tater i took down... that shows you what my bold firm and resoloot leadership is good for in the world.

bye for now...