There will be many changes in my Administration.

hi you no i have got a lot of anousemints to make for today.. and one is that we are pullin out of iraq startin monday...

an from now in there is gonna be acount ability in my administrashin... so when somebody screws up real bad they are gonna get fired... and i will not tolerate incompitinse...

an from now on i am gonna follow all the laws and stuff... and the treaties too. an any body in my administrashin that has commited crimes are gonna be turned over to the police... heh heh...

and i am gonna shut down all the interrigashin centers we have aroun the world and turn em all loose... and from now on we are not gonna capsher a guy unless we have some prooof that he did somethin.

and i just submited a balinsed budgit to the congress... heh heh heh... and we are gonna re bild new orleens too...

shit i love april fools day