The 2006 election will be about faith and values.
hi... we are makin owr plans for the eleshin this year... dam we shure do have a lot of eleshins in this contry...
and we was gonna make it about the nashinal securiy but that is not workin out too good so it is gonna be a bout faith and values... be cause every one knos that dear leader has real good faith and values and loves baby jesus... and that is wy i all ways do real good with the evan jellicles.
so we have owr legislative ajenda... and we are gonna innerduse a law that every one has to be a cristian to get federal jobs or federal money... be cause the dam juews dont vote for me even wen they are rich... and the muslims for get it. and the evin jellicles are gonna love the new law.
and if that dont work we are gonna innerduse a law that every one has to neel to baby jesus at gun point... and i am gonna put it under home land security... be cause if baby jesus is mad at us... be cause we dont worship him hard enuf... well then he wont pertect us from the enemies...
lets see the dem o crats opose that legislashin... be cause they ar the party of the devil... and we ar the party of Baby Jesus and keepin america safe... that is so simpl any one can unnerstan it... an that is how i am gonna lead my party to victery over the devil.
bye for now.
posted by Dear Leader at 2:49 PM
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It takes a strong leader to speak
such truths in the face of extreme
adversity.
God invented guns so that you could use them.
What is this thing with some people who always talk about "baby Jesus"? What could a baby do? Why do they ignore the grown-up adult Jesus? Just seems weird to me.
Dear Leader,
Are those guns pointing at you!?!
Oh, wait...no...no...those are just microphones. Oh. Darn.
I mean, oh darn these traitorous eyes of mine.
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