Iraq is going better than you think.
hi... you no a lot of pepole are askin me about iraq... and they are wantin reashurince that things are goin real good over there... well... it is my job as dear leader to say wat i think and talk real resinable... and i say things is goin real good excsept... the dam media likes to talk about exploshins and stuff.
like yestiday... about 60 terorists got real jelis of our fredom and attacked a polise station... well... that hapins every day over here too... but the news papers only get innerested when its over there. and i disagree with that.
an any way my aids are telin me it is too soon to juge if this is a sucess... if iraq gets a stable govermint... in like 50 or a hunnnert years.... then it will be a sucess... so shut up you juging people.
like yestiday... about 60 terorists got real jelis of our fredom and attacked a polise station... well... that hapins every day over here too... but the news papers only get innerested when its over there. and i disagree with that.
an any way my aids are telin me it is too soon to juge if this is a sucess... if iraq gets a stable govermint... in like 50 or a hunnnert years.... then it will be a sucess... so shut up you juging people.
posted by Dear Leader at 8:39 AM
3 Comments:
Dear Leader:
Thank you for explaining how things are really going better than we think. We should just ignore all the media reports of explosions. I'm sure the liberal media is just making it all up anyway. Bless you, oh great one!
Dear Leader,
I agree with Sadie Baker. You ARE like a lava lamp. You are like a lava lamp in many ways. Just think about that.
Keep up the good work »
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